• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via quitline)

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  • person : This is all in your head.
  • me : Thats why it's called a mental disorder.

Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."