Anonymous asked:
How was your birthday?

it was good :) didn’t feel much like my birthday since i didn’t get any presents or anything (i never do, since we’re never home on my birthday, so i get them when we get home :p), but this is really my ideal birthday! just being in a hot country (Rhodes, Greece this year), being in the sun all day and ah - it’s so perfect.

Anonymous asked:
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear





vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via uratwatttt)

Anonymous asked:
get some sex tonigth!

sykt bra engelsk

& well no it’s midnight now, we’re going out tomorrow instead. life isn’t about sex, bro